News.com.au’s Comments section brings the lulz care of “Steph of Melbourne” (#89):
Oh no! The poor heterosexual white male thwarted again by political correctness gone mad. When will people learn equality is bad for heterosexual white males and therefore the rest of us? Even if you’re ok with gay people you have to back the guy up because the FEMINISTS are involved. We all know pure evil flows through their veins. Won’t somebody think of the children?
Indeed.